"SEXY FISH" blank greeting cards... they're sexy!

available in the finest stores

"Underwear Model Fish" card front "Parasailor Fish" card front "Fish on the Trapeze" card front "Playboy Bunny Fish" card front
"Sun Fried Fish" card front "Sexy Starfish" card front
Underwear Model Fish Parasailor Fish Sun Fried Fish Sexy Starfish Fish on the Trapeze Playboy Bunny Fish
Everything you want to know about "Sexy Fish" cards:
  • Card size (folded): 5 inches x 7 inches / 13cm x 18cm
  • Printed on a heavy, bright white card stock
  • Includes a white envelope to fit
  • The inside of each card is blank. Create your own greeting!
  • Cards with envelopes are packaged in clear plastic to keep "Sexy Fish" fresher longer!
  • Designs are based on original "Sexy Fish" ink drawings by Darcy Schmidt
  • Made in Canada
  • Suggested Retail Price: $3.00 each (Canadian Funds), plus tax where applicable
Underwear Model Fish card Playboy Bunny Fish card front

"Underwear Model Fish" card

A hunky male fish with washboard abs! Check out his snazzy red "SEXY FISH" briefs.

"Playboy Bunny Fish" card

Fresh from the pools of the Playboy Club! She's a sophisticated beauty who is always in style.
Parasailor Fish card front Fish on the Trapeze card front

"Parasailor Fish" card

Soaring to new heights! He's the favourite flying fish at world-famous parasailing spots.

"Fish on the Trapeze" card

These talented fish are the highlight of the Big Top! Catch these stars at the "Undersea Circus".
Sun Fried Fish card front Sexy Starfish card front

"Sun Fried Fish" card

Not your average fish out of water! Catch her at a beach near you.

"Sexy Starfish" card

A 5-legged starfish cutie sporting a black thong! She strikes a seductive pose.
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